I’ve already written about the big game, but tonight is the night. I’m nervous, but sticking with my prediction of LSU winning . . . 34-24. In honor of my favorite current Tiger, RB Jacob Hester, I’m going to steal a few ideas from timtebowfacts.com and give you some Jacob Hester facts:
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When you open a can of whoop ass . . . Jacob Hester jumps out.
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Jacob Hester’s house has no doors . . . only the walls he walks through.
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Jacob Hester won the Tour de France on a unicycle.
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Jacob Hester knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Jacob Hester can touch MC Hammer.
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Jacob Hester grinds his coffee with his own teeth and then boils the water with his rage.
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Jacob Hester has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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If you Google search ‘Jacob Hester getting his ass kicked’ you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Jacob Hester. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Terry Tate looks over his shoulder in offices for Jacob Hester.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Jacob Hester lives in Louisiana.
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Jacob Hester has counted to infinity…. twice.
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It takes Jacob Hester 17 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Jacob Hester ordered a Big Mac at Burger King . . . and got one.
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They say Jacob Hester bleeds “purple and gold”. They are wrong . . . Jacob Hester doesn’t bleed.
GEAUX TIGERS!
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